I’m not a doctor, lawyer, or investment professional of any kind.  Please don’t take anything I say as actual professional advice in those or any other field.  These are my experiences, which include horrible mistakes and failures as well as occasional successes.  Your best action after reading all this?  Laughter, and perhaps empathy, for the craziness that has been my life.

Also, at this point no one has offered to pay for anything associated with this web site.  If someone ever does, you’ll be the first to know.